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Tampa's Hash Cruise    September 2003

First, thank you Kiddie and the Tampa Hashers for putting together this week!  Special recognition must also go to the staff and sponsors of More32 TV for keeping us entertained and stocked with Corona, Bulk Male for his Mexican connections, the staff of the Inspiration, who usually put up with our crap fairly well, and the fickle Caribbean weather spirits for being so cooperative -- in the height of hurricane season, too.

Click below for the pictures.  I've uploaded them to my dotPhoto.com space; clicking on a link will open up that  picture set in a new window.  You can also use the dotPhoto site to buy printed copies of any of the pictures, just in case you want a glossy 8x10 of somebody's underwater ass to hang in your living room.

Pre-Cruise and Welcome Aboard Events  [thumbnails]  [slideshow]
The first couple of days at sea, twister gone horribly wrong, and Formal Nite I .

Grand Cayman and Diving with More Sex  [thumbnails]  [slideshow]
Beware the Caribbean Moonfish...

Hash Trail I  [thumbnails]  [slideshow]
50 hashers, a batch of Pos-Tit notes, a ship security in the shadows, navigational difficulties:  it's Carnival's introduction to hashing.  Later on, He's the Pianist, and More Sex and Monkey Wench commandeer the microphone.

Costa Maya and More Shipboard Adventures  [thumbnails]  [slideshow]
Muy autentico Costa Maya, a new cruise port, hosted the Inspiration's masses next.  God forbid the passengers be turned loose into a real town like Playa Del Carmen.  Anyway, the pool complex was fun, the hammocks were inviting, and the fountains leapt with joy and tickled our beautiful hashing ladies' fancies.   

Cozumel, Some Diving, and Señor Sancho's Hospitality   [thumbnails]  [slideshow]
Support your local police.  Enough said.

Belize, Formal Nite II, and More Damage to the Rhapsody in Blue   [thumbnails]  [slideshow]
"If the world had any ends, British Honduras would surely be one of them."  Aldous Huxley's synopsis of Belize isn't all that fair, at least judging from what we saw through the bus window (bullet hole in said bus window aside).  The cave tubing trip was an ideal hash experience; anyone with pictures in the caverns, please send me a link.  And thank you to Elvis -- anyone who got his e-mail address, please send him a link to this page. 

More Hashing on Board  [thumbnails]  [slideshow]
The waterslide could accommodate 30 hashers; sadly, the elevator could not.  After the Last Supper, one final cabin crawl irritated the neighbors one last time.  Departure was sad -- but thanks to Twat, we got to the airport in time. 

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If you have any pictures you'd like to add to this collection, or links to other good cruise stuff, e-mail me at cj(at)cpkv.com.  Also, let me know if you'd been horribly offended by any pictures of your nekkid self -- there's still time to remove them and save your political career.

On~on (to next year's?)
-Captain Jerk

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